Do you pledge?

I got this over at Gouker Goons & laughed pretty hard. And I SOOOO pledge to do it!

Raise your right hand and repeat after me ...




The Open Toed Shoe Pledge


As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to obey the following the rules when wearing sandals and other open-toe shoes:


I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.


I promise to go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.


I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.


I promise to shave the hairs off my big toe.


I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend/co-worker/mother/sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.


If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.


I promise to not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.


I promise to resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.


I promise to take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.


I promise to be brutally honest with my girlfriend/co-worker/mother/sister when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.


I promise if I wear flip flops, I will ensure that they are actually flipping and flopping, making the correct noise while I walk, and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.


I promise to go to my local nail salon at least once per season and have a real pedicure (they are about $35 and worth EVERY penny).


I promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear ... nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals.
May I be a member of the sisterhood forever!