Not just another pyramid scheme

I did it. I became one of those people buying into what some would call a big pyramid scheme. I know, I know. You're probably thinking, "HRH, you've gone off the deep end! I always thought you were so sensible and skeptical about these things." Well, you're right. I AM sensible and skeptical about these things. Which is why I've never gotten into Pampered Chef or Close to my Heart or Amway or Nu skin. Efusjon (pronounced E-Fusion) is different. It's not a pyramid scheme at all. It may look like it but when you see how they have the matrix system set up, you'll see it is GENIUS!!! (And you know Obama will take credit for it when it gets big and successful.)
Anyway. Let me tell you briefly about it. This guy was sick of working for Amway and putting money into some upper-up's pocket and not getting much himself. So he quit. He came up with this matrix system, took it to a group of mathematicians and asked them if it would work or bust. They came back to him a week later and told him it was genius. So then his next dilemma was to find a product. He and his buddy stood there, looking at this genius system and didn't know what to market. He was holding a Red Bull in his hand and he thought, "I don't like this. It tastes nasty." (I wouldn't know because I've never had one, but I know the effects that the amount of caffeine and sugar in that drink has on a person.) Anyway. He went to chemists, nutritionists, etc... and figured out how to make an energy drink out of REAL stuff. Not the garbage that is in those other energy drinks. They have all kinds of berries and vitamins and minerals in them. One is called Efusjon Raw (it has all the natural stuff in it) and the other one is Efusjon Edge (it has all the same stuff with the only addition of 60mg of caffeine (that's less than ONE Excedrin pill.)) They're coming out with a new mango one in the next few months - can't wait to try that!!!
Anyway. They are SUPER yummy. They don't give you the jitters. My kids love them. I love them. Popeye loves them! So I decided to join the Efusjon Energy Club and buy them for us. Sure I'm in it for the money (eventually), but for now I'm totally stoked about this drink. I kid you not, the stuff is great! I'll be getting my order in by the end of next week and if you live close to me (or not) and want to try one, let me know. I'll give you one for free!!!
If you want to read more about this UBER COOL product and the company behind it, feel free to click on THIS LINK to see a video or THIS LINK to see another one. Don't feel obligated to sign up, but if you feel that this could be a cool thing for you to do (I mean, all you have to do is find 3 people to sign up - no more!) join up!
So there you go. I'm going to be rich! I know it! And then Popeye can quit his job and we can go take all of you to Hawaii!!!!
Okay, so now that I've given my plug about this, I won't bug you again about it. But you may just end up kicking yourself for not getting in on it!