Thank you Dr. Ruth!

Popeye comes home tonight.  And we all know what that means!  Put on the sexy make up, shave the legs and get the kids to sleep!
As I was dolling myself up, Princess Monkey Eyes was watching me.
"Why are you putting on make up at night?  You're not supposed to wear make up at night."
"Daddy and I have a date. I want to look nice.  I haven't seen him in awhile."
"Who's gonna watch us while you're on your date?"
"No one. We'll stay here."
"Oh. So you're gonna watch a movie and maybe kiss a little?"  (She totally knows I love to kiss him.)
"Probably."
"You know, Mom, you should wear a really pretty dress on your date."
"Oh? You think daddy would like that?"
"Yeah.  And then you can just relax and chill."

So there you have it.  I need to get into my black cocktail dress, put on my sexy eye make up and relax and chill.  And THAT is how you have a good time.