Thursday, September 10, 2009

Knowledge is power

But some things I wish I didn't know.
For example:
I don't need to know if your husband wears boxers, briefs or boxer-briefs.
I don't need to know that you (or someone who lives in your home) is a total lush and that your liquor cabinet is too small to hold all your liquor.
I don't care to know what you had for dinner last night by way of your commode.
I'm glad that you're having a good time in the sack and keeping from procreating, if that is your wish, but please discard of the birth control accordingly.

Please keep these things in mind the next time I come by.
Thanks.

5 comments:

sariqd said...

After my initial gag... especially the last item, this is what was heard in my house. "AHhahahhahhahahaha!!!"

Yikes!!!

Julie@My5monkeys said...

I so agree with too much info...somethings you need to keep private.

Amy said...

ICK!!! A client or friend? (I've had simliar experiences cleaning houses.)

Sherrie said...

Oh my!! Sounds like you are enjoying being back to work. Some things should not be shared.

Lisa said...

Oh... I didn't even think of your post in terms of your job. I'm feeling a little bit better about it knowing that you didn't find all of that stuff in someone's guest bathroom while you were visiting! :-) Still TMI, though.